Isn’t is bad that every time I’m singing One, Two, Buckle My Shoe with Summer that it goes like this:

1, 2, buckle your shoe

3, 4, knock at the door

5, 6, grab your crucifix…. no wait.  Um, 5, 6, pick up sticks

7, 8, lay them straight

9, 10 never sleep again.  No… A big fat hen!

Too many Freddy Krueger movies for me.